Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable.

This episode, Bumbling Bob builds his March Madness, and the terrific triad trade tour tips.

Wishing Wade stocks up on scout snacks, berates Babel coasters, crackers, ballers, and ass chili.

Monstrous Mark Durinda Ranger gets railed by the power people.

Miss Lays Tyler, favors phantoms and rags La Rossas.

From Sartorial satisfaction to plush parks.

Yes.

It's time for Distractable Travel Guide, Cincinnati. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted

and enjoy the show. Hello and welcome back to, for some reason, another episode of

Distractable. Couldn't tell you why it just keeps happening.

My name is Bob. I'll be your host for today. I'm the host because I won the last one.

And the way this works is the host is the winner. Oh, and the winners for this one are going to be

either Mark or wait. Because that's the other part of how this works. Others and the host is the winner, like laying the foundation for you to win.

I win because I'm the host.

I'm the host because I win.

I host this one.

I win this one.

I host the next one.

I'm the host forever because all I do is win, win, win, and so on.

What a tautology.

Can I comment on something?

The listeners are going to weep because I'm going to mention another visual thing. But our shirt color combination is just very pleasant.

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