I have a problem with Baldur's Gate 3, a video game that's out, I think today, the day

that this episode drops.

And that is that no matter how much I tool around with the character creator, the character

that comes out of that crucible always ends up looking like Korki St. Clair from waiting

for government.

Interesting.

Or Richard Garriott from real life.

Are they the same person as the real question?

I feel like you're going to get people jazzed that this is the Baldur's Gate episode, but

it's not.

It's not.

It's not.

But I mean, do you not want me to address this very real impression?

It does seem important.

And I think you're right.

I appreciate you rushing this to the front of the line.

I want people to be careful because we're having a lot of fun.

You dip around in some different haircuts and you're like, oh, that bull cut looks like

unique.

I'll try that one out.

And then you're like, I think I will put a little goatee on them.

And I was like, well, that's Korki St. Clair again.

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