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This week Erin Ryan and Alyssa Mastromonaco break down the newest COVID relief bill, Marjorie Taylor Green’s nonsense, and inaugurate a new segment: Storytime With Alyssa. Then, Kiran Deol and Dana Schwartz join to discuss AOC’s heartbreaking instagram live documenting her story and trauma from the Capitol attack. Plus, Emily in Paris and more bad award nominees in Fight Club.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Hysteria. I'm Erin Ryan. I'm Alyssa Masram Monaco. |
| 0:11.0 | Alyssa, if they can make gummy vitamins, then why don't they just put vitamins in all the |
| 0:17.6 | candy? |
| 0:18.6 | You know, Aaron, that's a very good, very good question. |
| 0:21.2 | I don't know why. |
| 0:22.4 | But they can, so they should. |
| 0:24.0 | They should. I would be a superhero if they put vitamins in like Reese's pieces. |
| 0:28.0 | Or even just lifesavers. |
| 0:30.0 | Oh my gosh, Vitamin lifesavers are a great idea right I agree. Let's do it |
| 0:35.6 | Aaron we're solving the world's problems one episode of the time if we truly are |
| 0:40.0 | This week, Dana Schwartz and Kirundiel join us to tackle the following questions. |
| 0:48.0 | How does Congress turn a $2,000 COVID relief check into a hearty slap on the ass and a fuck you. |
| 0:55.3 | What did AOC accomplish with her 90 minute account of what happened during the capital |
| 0:59.2 | insurgency on January 6th? |
| 1:01.7 | And why are three of us wearing red berets? All this and more right now. |
| 1:08.8 | All right, let's get started with the news. There's a lot of news. Once again, it never gives us a week off. So we got to talk about it. |
| 1:16.5 | I guess so. Let's get started with the COVID relief package. |
| 1:20.3 | Alyssa, I have a bit of a rant to start this off. |
| 1:24.0 | Please, therapies. |
| 1:26.0 | Okay. |
| 1:27.0 | It seems like what should happen is that Americans need money. |
| 1:32.0 | Yes. That seems like the simple thing based on the fact that the |
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