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Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Dirty Soap & Luxury Mansion Items

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Improv, Comedy

4.87.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

On today’s show, we discuss online dating profiles, face tattoos, hot tub etiquette, and surviving in a video game world. In our ‘Life Advice’ segment, we hand out some impeccable advice to some poor folks who were likely better off without it. We shut down the show with a draft of extravagant items we want featured in our luxury mansion. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0

hold the phone hold the phone before the podcast starts i want you to to hold the phone in your

0:06.7

i'm gonna hold just i'm gonna hold your phone out if you're driving take both hands hold that phone tight no

0:11.9

don't do that that's not two hands on the wheel two hands on the phone that's true we're gonna need

0:17.8

there's a forehand situation what are they go to i need two on the wheel and two on the phone, and here's what you do.

0:24.7

You want to help support the show, become part of this awesome community we are building.

0:28.5

You go to spitballerspod.com, click become a spitwad.

0:31.4

That way, we listen to your questions first.

0:34.6

We're going to give you the priority that you deserve.

0:37.4

You're going to give you the priority that you deserve. You're going to help support

0:38.7

our show. We're going to have a good time. And you get early access to every single episode we make.

0:44.5

Go to spitballerspod.com. Become a spitwad today.

1:00.7

What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?

1:04.5

It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.

1:10.4

No, be it up a bitally, Jason. Oh, no. Oh, the music man failed.

1:18.7

And gave up.

1:19.9

He stumbled and fell.

1:22.2

He was surprised by what happened.

1:24.3

There was a hitch in the giddy-up, and then I just completely fell on my face.

1:29.6

Oh, wow.

1:31.3

How you feel now, Jay?

1:32.6

I have never felt better about myself than...

1:36.6

A skeed up.

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