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Welcome back to little stinkers, baby.

I'm Michael fucking Rainey here with a cow Danala. Hello. Jake from a Materia. How are you? The ping, ping. Wet and juicy Jeff Simmons. Yo, yo. Jake, are you going to be all right tonight, man? Oh, we're going to have a good time. We had a state-of-the-art sex story on the table about five minutes ago and Jake was ripping the fucking

packaging off in his teeth. Are you sure you're going to be okay? I should be okay now. It's out of sight,

hopefully out of mind, you know? You're sitting on it. I can see it throbbing inside of you, Jake. I don't know what you're talking about, guys. Damn. You got fresh cut, brother. You look good. Yeah, thank you, buddy. Yeah, I'm looking good, feeling good. Good. Ooh, a lot of medication. It's working. Yeah, what kind of medicine you want, brother? Yeah. All of it. All of it. Hell yeah. Yeah, vitamins. Just hitting the medicine cabinet, any home you're going to? I got the Barney and the Betty. Yeah, they're fucking in your stomach right now, you favorite. Yeah. God damn it. Ast-de-ass. How you doing, Mike? I'm great, man. I almost had a catastrophe on my hands last night. What happened? I was supposed to go the same concert that JD went to. Yeah. And as my wife and I were getting ready to go out, we heard cats beefing toward the front of the house. I was like, what the fuck, man. And our big cat, big boy, had watched himself through the fucking screen door. Because there's a girl cat that comes up and like pokes her head in and it's like... Oh, she's teasing. Through the screen door. Through the fucking screen door. Because there's a girl cat that comes up and, like, pokes her head in. And it's like, through the screen door. Through the fucking screen, man. Big boy's horny. Well, no, I just think he's just territorial, man. Because he got him neutered years ago. And then the other two jumped right out after him. So all three cats were outside. And fortunately, like when Jamie and I went

outside, little boy and in Bud Bud, we're fighting amongst themselves on the ports. So we were

able to get them pretty easily. Relatively easy. I was wrestling with Bud Bud, bud. And we got them in

the house, but we couldn't find Big Boy. god i will say this about the bitch to cause the whole

fiasco she was still lurking around and she was growling under a neighbor's car like looking at it

and growling and that's where we found big boy he was also under the car he was under the car so the other

two were just on the front porch fighting but we couldn't find big boy yeah and uh the girl cat was

growling at the bushes and then she was growling at a neighbor's car two two houses down and that's

where my wife saw a big boy oh that's pretty far yeah yeah for him yeah yeah he's a big dog and then

uh she poked him out with the broom and he came right to me and I snatched him up and brought him inside. It's like, dude, I would go on a fucking murder spree if all three of my cats took off on me at one time. Yeah, dude, that would be devastating. I can't believe you wrangled all three. It was insane. Pretty little incident. Yeah. Dude, and it was, I would say everything was said and done within about 30 minutes. The first two we got right off the bat, even they're slippery little fuckers, man. But we got them inside, but like big boy, he got out once before, but same deal. Like he went on the fence next door, and that's, he stayed there. Did you feel like you had to be in in deep like real

defensive mode like he was going to juke you out when he got pushed out by the broomstick

i didn't know because uh he gets scared by everything okay so there were four of us there and two

the neighbors were very helpful and they were the neighbors outside when this was going down

they were like up the street and i told them what was going on and asked them if they saw a big boy. Okay. And they were just walking around the neighborhood trying to find them. It was very nice. Yeah, really sweet, man. Really good neighbors. Yeah, that's awesome. But yeah, I got all these motherfuckers back in the house now and... Truly hurting cats. Yeah, now I've got to get tattoos of all three of them, man.

Yeah. Truly hurting cats Yeah, now I've got to get tattoos of all three of them, man Because

Yeah, got your adrenaline pumping, I bet though

It did, man, but then by the time all was said and done

I think we had like a half hour to get to the concert

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