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Comedy Trap House

Did Webbie Teach You How To Spell INDEPENDENT? Ft. Marvin Telp

Comedy Trap House

Dormtainment & Studio71

Entrepreneurship, News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Business

4.9 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2022

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Happy July 4th Trap-De-Sac Fam! Mr. Mayhem holds it down with the homie Marvin Telp. The pendulum swings heavy in this episode as the guys talk about if black people celebrate Independence Day, government conspiracies, nuclear powered plane viral video and of course...abortion. Enjoy! Follow @MarvinTelp Here is the link for our T-shirts: https://www.bonfire.com/comedy-trap-house-tee/ Join the Comedy Collective “Dormtainment” at the Comedy Trap House for their weekly podcast. It’s hilariously insightful, thought provoking, and sometimes-just flat out stupid. Eavesdrop as we discuss current events, personal theories, and our journey! Side effects from listening include laughter, mental growth, and a burning desire to chase your dreams. Thank you guys for all the support! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome everybody back to the comedy trap house. It is me, Mr. Mayhem himself as the guys are out of town in Africa, chasing lions and acting like a wild.

0:14.0

I don't know, that was about to get real racist. And I'm an African. It's July 4th and I got Marvin in the goddamn building, make some noise, holding it down.

0:28.0

And as always, okay, he's trying to get the fade, right? Let's see. Get the fade right, Mendez. He got it beautiful. And of course we got Mike Mendez in the building.

0:38.0

That's right. What's the usual? Top of the morning. Top of the morning. You did a mic drop.

0:46.0

Oh, yeah, we did a mic drop. I had my friends Ryan and Julian on from the Mayhem Overpile podcast. We did a bracket.

0:54.0

Yeah, that's right. Oh, I think they had it before that. No, I don't know. But we did a bracket on songs from movies like Men in Black, Purple Rain.

1:05.0

Oh, okay. So what can you give me top couple top ones? Don't say the winner, but just give me like, well those two for sure made the last cut.

1:14.0

Men in Black. Men in Black. Wild Wild West would have made it. It got it. I mean, that had to be one of the best soundtracks for one of the worst movies.

1:25.0

The soundtracks are a banger to movie. Right. Pretty bad. But yeah, go check that out. It's on the channel. Really cool. Yeah.

1:34.0

Marvin, it's July 4th, man. It is white freedom day. Ladies and gentlemen, it's white freedom day. Celebrate white freedom from taxes. Yes, from taxes.

1:45.0

Taxes. No taxation without representation. But for us brown folk. Happy second day of the summer.

1:58.0

I know you did it yesterday and you can do it again today. So, um, you niggas are not free. All right. We are all in college debt. We are all.

2:07.0

Listen, dude. We are all in society debt. The way this shit is structured. Just the gas stations alone.

2:16.0

I'm going to talk about gas every day on this goddamn podcast because it's getting out of control.

2:23.0

I was pissed off that the California still went through with their three cent increase on gas.

2:30.0

And it was like, they had a whole debate. It was like, yo, should we raise gas prices? It was like, uh, yes.

2:37.0

That ended in five minutes. It turned. Yeah, that's great. You want to go to Dave Buster's? Yeah, we can get a body here. It was a short meeting. It was short as hell.

2:48.0

Oh, my God. Yeah. But, um, anything you love about this holiday or hate? The food is only. I'm about to say it's like I, it's devil egg day for me.

2:59.0

Okay, devil day. It's a devil egg day with barbecue. Um, when I was little, we used to have a little little hugs, you know, little quarter-waters.

3:07.0

You didn't have those? No, that must have been 70. Oh, fuck you. Don't come back. Listen, my hair.

3:16.0

My hair, y'all looks younger than his and has been. Get him. All right. So what, what was that though? Uh, we look like little hugs like the low.

3:27.0

There are going to be people who hear this and go, man, I remember low hugs. We had low hugs and we had shots of solar because we couldn't afford a hilarious. I remember Shasta. Yeah. Yeah.

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