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The Bert Show

Did We Just Get The Answer To What Women Want From A Partner From A 17 Year Old?!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Did Bert’s teenage son's friend finally answer the question...what do women REALLY want? She made a whole presentation for her boyfriend!

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0:00.0

I'm always up before the birds and the kids.

0:02.9

Good thing Costa Express is always up too.

0:07.0

Early starts are easier with great coffee.

0:09.7

And if I grab one for Bob, I might even get some decent company.

0:14.5

Large cappuccino for the bloc who's half asleep.

0:17.2

Oh, you legend.

0:19.6

Now that's a proper coffee.

0:21.3

Should kick in Justin Samfut, remember which end of the screwdriver to use.

0:25.1

Hmm.

0:26.3

Costa Express.

0:27.8

Quality coffee every time.

0:32.3

The Bert Show.

0:33.5

I just started thinking about this when we cracked the mic that the scene that played out in my house, I'm so proud.

0:40.8

I'm like getting all touched right now.

0:43.0

The scene that played out in my house this weekend is so unlike any scene that ever played out in my house when I was younger that I know Hollis is my 18. So crazy to hear you say that.

0:59.2

18? My 18 year old's friends, I'm so familiar with them and they're over so much and I've gone to

1:06.2

soccer matches and we all hang out in the bleachers and stuff like that that I sort of know their

1:10.0

lives, right? So when they come over to the house, I can have adult 17-year-old conversations with them and know

1:16.4

who they're dating and what's going on. And just before we crack the mics, I realized like,

1:22.0

that is a really great acknowledgement of how I have broken the cycle because my parents, first of all,

1:27.3

my parents didn't want anybody over the house.

1:29.2

And they certainly had no idea who my friends were.

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