The headline is, man beheads Canada goose in front of horrified families at Green Lake.

And the caption is, quote, there's been all this talk about defunding Seattle Police Department,

but if someone is using a cane as a weapon, regardless if it's

specific against animals or against people, it's a problem and the police need to show up

because he is a general threat.

I love this spin because when you sent me this story, I was like, oh, that's a wild story.

This dude's like straight up, straight up like, you know, cleaning a goose, like right in front of people like on a street.

And then you're like, hold on, wait a minute.

Check out this headline.

Check out the, check out the thing.

Check out the facts.

They're saying, we need cops for this.

This is why they publish this story.

This is why we need cops.

So there's a video, there's a video.

It's a video.

Accompanying it.

And it's like a cell phone video of the people who are like, you know, upset.

And they're videotaping this guy who's stuffing a goose into a bag like he's at a park

and he's stuffing a goose into a bag and they're like wait what are you doing stop it stop it and he

goes it's goose season man yeah it's goose season man It's so casual. Which I looked it up and goose season is indeed in effect starting September 26th.

Turns out it is in fact goose season.

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