Did She Meet Mr. Right Or A Complete CREEP?
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🗓️ 1 August 2023
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the bird show. So as we all know, dating is an emotional rollercoaster, right? So she's so |
| 0:08.4 | deflated because she felt like she found Mr. Right for eight hours. Let me explain. Friend of mine |
| 0:14.9 | really, really frustrated. So she had been talking to a guy on, I'm not even sure what dating |
| 0:21.1 | app it is. Let's call it a 10 change Bumblefish. 10 change Bumblefish. Okay. We're putting them all |
| 0:31.7 | together. Got it. 10-inch Bumblefish. Oh, I don't know which one it is. Okay. I should join that one. |
| 0:39.6 | All of them together. All right. So they go out. They finally meet up. And as I understand, |
| 0:45.2 | if they go out, they have a great time, right? They spend hours together, bar hopping. We've been on |
| 0:50.5 | dates like this before, right? Where the chemistry is just so right. Like maybe you say, yeah, you know |
| 0:54.6 | what? I got a couple hours, six o'clock on a Friday night. And it's going so well that you're like, |
| 0:58.5 | let's get out of here and go to another place. And then another place in another place. Because the |
| 1:02.0 | night's going so great, right? It's a home run. Even though I'm not sure Abby's ever had one of these |
| 1:05.9 | based on what she's told us the last couple of weeks. Nope. They crash and burn after two hours. |
| 1:10.8 | So they're eating. They're drinking. Everything's going great. At the end of the night, he puts her in |
| 1:16.0 | an uber safe. They have a nice little delicate kiss. Good night. He doesn't do anything creepier |
| 1:22.3 | or anything like that. Night goes great. She is intoxicated, probably not only by the alcohol, |
| 1:29.0 | but also by the chemistry she's feeling with this guy. Winter, winter chicken better. |
| 1:33.0 | She's feeling it. He checks all the boxes. He's fun. He's funny. He's genuine. He's into all the |
| 1:39.4 | things she likes also. She likes to travel. He likes to travel. He goes to church. She goes to church. |
| 1:46.0 | Everything is great. Bless up. All right. He dresses well. He dresses well. Praise Jesus. |
| 1:52.4 | Everything's just a lot. So she leaves the day thinking that, oh my God, this I think I found the |
| 1:58.8 | guy. I think I think this is the one. This is the one. This is the one. She just she felt hard. |
| 2:04.8 | So next morning she gets up and he does what he is supposed to do. He follows up with a text |
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