The Bert Show.

While she has definitely done it, it's hard to take Kristen seriously today.

We have some pretty heavy, like, segments today, and that is not lost on me that we're going to be, like, the one I'm actually, like, I'm about to talk about my dead dad with the poo dude written across my forehead.

You should have charged extra fit.

Like, this is not lost on me that a grown woman is sitting here trying to have serious

conversations talking to a lawyer on the phone about the Blake Justin Baldoni case.

Cassie and her emotional trip to New Orleans with her mom who is battling cancer.

We have another segment coming up where we're going to talk about a burst big adventure kiddo.

And I have the poo dude on my forehead.

Now, this all happened last week when Kristen walked in here and her her forehead just look glorious.

I mean, sincerely.

I mean, she called it out for looking like a billboard, but it's the most beautiful

billboard I've ever seen in my life.

It's very smooth.

And it wasn't Botox again.

It was...

Taxify from Atlanta Face and Body, Dr. Elizabeth.

I don't know what that stuff is, but it's like Botox on steroids, man, because it was

beautiful.

And she's like, hey, for the kids, why don't I just go ahead and sell the real estate on my forehead?

And the first dude to call up was the poo dude.

Yeah.

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