The Bert show.

Y'all know I'm no stranger getting the worst Uber drivers in the world because Uber is my main choice of transportation.

Yeah, the odds just aren't in your favor man.

They just, they just are not.

And I experience some of the most odd Uber rides because of this and I was

almost late enough to the airport to where I was going to have to struggle to catch the flight

when we were going to San Diego for the convention because it was

well it was partially my fault because you can always leave early enough to give yourself some

room for error. I don't do that. I just everything got to go right so that I can

take off on time and I need to stop doing that. But I also run across things that I'm

like I feel like no one else in the world this would happen to it's just my luck so I called the

Uber and I tried my best to leave early enough to where I would have time but I

didn't so I get in a car and I tried to go around because I always try to sit on the opposite side in the back because I know that most Uber drivers prefer for you to sit there because they can kind of see you.

Oh really? I didn't know that. It gives you more legroom because normally they have the

passenger, front passenger seat pulled all the way up and obviously because you're

over six foot you need the extra leg room. Right. So I go to open the door and

I can't open the door and I'm like pulling it and he's

unlocking it I hear it unlocking and I'm like really trying to pull it so then I put all

my strength into it and it opens but it opened in a way where I could tell

something was wrong and I was like he's not about to blame me for breaking this door so I just left the door I put the door pushed the back in left it went around got in on the other side so at that point he goes what happened to the door so I said I don't know bro that I tried

to open and it's not opening so he's like well the girl that was in here before you

she slammed it because she got upset she got angry he starts telling me the whole story so now I'm in this tight position where I don't want to be rude

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