Dick Size, Masturbating, and Guy Behavior Explained with Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein

Girls Gotta Eat

Ashley Hesseltine

Relationships, Society & Culture, Dating, Comedy, Sex, 977170

4.6 • 29.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2023

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Coming to you from LA, we are joined by the hilarious Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein of Stiff Socks podcast. We’re having an extra uncensored discussion about dick size, the “unique” ways guys masturbate, and porn watching habits. Then they “mansplain” the reasons guys: Watch your Instagram stories after they ghost you, talk about future plans when they don’t want a relationship, always resurface (sometimes after years and years), continue to DM/text you when you don’t respond, and more. Before the guys join us, we’re talking about the routines we already have in LA, Rayna’s hot tub goal, and Ashley’s shocking outdoor shower. Enjoy!

Follow Trevor on Instagram @trevorwallace, Michael @blaucomedy, and check out Stiff Socks podcast.

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0:00.0	I heard a really good word for this the other day and see if I can pronounce it right it's called horny
0:04.5	You're sort of yeah, then have this disease
0:07.4	Yeah, they get horny. Yeah, and they'll come back
0:10.5	You can key their car a life thermion on fire
0:27.4	Hi
0:28.6	Welcome back to another episode of girls gotta eat not just on their episode our first episode from LA
0:36.0	Um, we live here now. Yeah, it's been an amazing week. We'll catch you guys up. We are angelinos now. Oh my god
0:43.0	I think he's in you know what it's like when you live
0:46.1	Somewhere you're like do the locals actually say this like do some locals say we ho
0:51.4	Oh, I don't like a thing
0:53.5	I just asked about the angelinos thing at a birthday party on Saturday if you're a best friend cave
0:57.4	Yeah, but yeah, we're here. We're excited to catch you guys off on everything
1:01.2	We were great episode we've got guests. Um, so it's really fun
1:03.9	Yeah, we're so excited
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