Dick Appointment Disasters (ft. Athletes & Handcuffs) [VIDEO]

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Join Alex in the studio for a solo episode full of shocking story times and fatherly advice. As Alex prepares to head off to London this week for a dick appointment with her fiance, she was reminded of another time she hopped on a plane to go see a man. Big Al shares the hilarious story of when she caught her former situationship in a huge lie - thanks to his Netflix password - and how she played it off perfectly to her advantage by concocting an insane alibi. Alex then takes us back to one of the scariest moments of her life… when the police tried to arrest her in a foreign country and her and Matt’s relationship was put to the ultimate test…all thanks to an extremely dedicated group of Reddit trolls. This episode is full of twists, turns, and crazy surprises so buckle up and enjoy, Daddy Gang! Watch these other amazing episodes: My Wedding Planning Disaster Spencer Pratt: How to Be Famous (Summer Series) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What is up daddy gang? It is your founding father Alex Cooper with call her daddy.
0:11.0	Oh my dear dear dear daddy gang it is your founding father back at it again for another
0:21.9	episode of Call Her Daddy.
0:25.0	Daddy gang, welcome. We are having tea today.
0:29.0	Tea together to celebrate nothing. It's just another Wednesday with me and you daddy gang if you're
0:38.5	driving and you can't see me oh, you're missing out! Oh, darling! Darling, darling, you might as well pull over because your father's in a special get-up for you.
0:57.0	I always go above and beyond with my outfits on the show just getting I literally wear
1:03.9	a fucking sweat pants but today hello why am I dressed like this you'll find out
1:08.6	daddy gang your girl is glowing today and no I am not pregnant. Okay, I'm floating. I feel happy. Oh so happy. I feel happy and jolly and gay.
1:25.0	That is not the song.
1:27.0	Anyways, Daddy Gang, why all the motherfucking cheer?
1:30.0	Well, I am getting on a plane tomorrow to see Matthew. I have a
1:37.8	dick appointment with my fiance. Matt's like, you have a fucking dick appointment?
1:43.3	Like we're literally getting married.
1:44.7	Yes, Matt.
1:45.7	I'm coming to Matt because it's honestly
1:48.8	looking like the Sahara Desert down there, daddy
1:50.7	gang.
1:51.2	My vibrators have all run out of juice and instead of me
1:54.7	going and buying more batteries I bought a fucking plane ticket and I'm very
2:00.6	excited to go spend quality time with Matt.
2:03.4	I miss him so much.
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