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Monday through on the Athletic Podcast Network. Still the craziest thing to me is that someone looked at a lobster one day. I was like, I bet that's good. Right. Look at this. Yeah, I got to crack that thing open and see what's interesting. Somebody was just desperate, man. Yeah. Back in the day, it wasn't like you'd go to a restaurant. A homeless mermaid? Like, who saw it in the sea? was like, I gotta get that.

Aren't all mermaids homeless? Do they have or any? No, they've got homes. They've got caves and stuff. No mermaid is homeless because the sea is at home, man. There's no such thing as a homeless mermaid. It's like you're right. The land is our home. That's stupid.

No, that's not how that works.

I think it is.

You ever seen the little mermaid?

I have.

Yeah.

And she had her own area.

She had a castle, right?

Yeah, she had a castle down there.

No, but you're right.

And the, uh, somebody, there are foods that somebody just got really desperate. And I was like, oh, this is actually pretty good. Somebody was starving as hell and got bit by a lobster on the fucking while he was walking in the water. I don't think they bite. Then, then reach down. But you know what I mean, when they hit you with their claws.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It reached down,

it's like,

I'm going to eat you in revenge.

Yeah.

I want a food drunk history with J.King.

I think it would be great.

How we got food?

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