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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2017

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Back at the Bar Lubitsch in West Hollywood, Greg cracks on cosplay, Colin Kaepernick and canoes.

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Now we're starting.

0:53.2

Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Brooks.

0:56.2

The right here are once again the smartest one in the world. Proopcast takes to the ether.

1:01.2

Here from the salubriest confines of West Hollywood's most enchanting comedy confabulation,

1:07.2

the bar louvets located here in the back room of the bar louvets.

1:11.2

The bar louvets is two bars, one that's outside that nobody's in right now.

1:15.2

And then this one, which is a deep red room full of couches and throws and people laying on one elbow

1:22.2

like in Roman times smoking opium out of a snail-darter skull. It's a very loose scene back here.

1:28.2

Is there any air conditioning here tonight, right? Oh, is it?

1:32.2

I'm having manopause so hard tonight. I don't know about you guys, but this hot weather just wilts me.

1:37.2

I'm like blanched you, boi. I have to lay inside with my legs up with the ice box open all day long

1:43.2

when this kind of weather comes. You might have noticed I'm not wearing a tie tonight

1:47.2

for let me describe it to our listeners. My heaving manly wrath of contest is bulging through my linen shirt,

1:53.2

forming two twin puddles of sweat at the apex of what can only be described as K2 like Oriolas.

2:00.2

And just to give an idea of how virul it is in West Hollywood and how I'm representing for that.

2:06.2

I am wearing a suit, but it's the one I wore in Hawaii. I could not wear a suit in Hawaii,

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