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The Toast

Desperately Seeking Salvation: Wednesday, May 10th, 2023

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.430.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2023

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

  1. Morgan Wallen Reveals Diagnosis As He Cancels Six More Weeks of Tour Dates (Page Six) (24:37)
  2. Robert Deniro ‘Is Okay’ and ‘Good With’ Welcoming Baby No. 7 at 79: ‘Never Gets Easier (People) (34:03)
  3. Sia Marries Dan Bernard (Page Six) (42:30)
  4. Luann de Lesseps Sets Her Sights on Kevin Costner Amid His Divorce (Page Six) (46:35)
  5. The Jonas Brothers Can Give You Directions as the New Voices of Navigation App Waze (People) (49:15)
  • Dear Toasters (59:21)

The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)
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Transcript

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0:00.0

Good morning millennials and welcome back to the toes happy Wednesday. It is hump day a great day here at the toes

0:06.8

So great day really no matter where you are universally beloved day. I feel like they love

0:12.6

I feel like

0:14.2

They love Wednesday like even in the in the most dire of circumstances, you know your prisoner at Guantanamo

0:19.5

But it's Wednesday

0:20.5

It's hump day

0:22.0

The thing about hump day though is that like it's Wednesday, which is actually a sucky day

0:27.3

Well, excuse me for trying to put a positive spin on a long car ride

0:31.8

Yeah, no you're excused

0:33.8

But let's let's we not forget like it's the middle of the week

0:36.6

We're getting over them but we're getting you over the hump, but you know we

0:41.3

We talk a lot about the perks of hump day, and I don't think we talk about the negatives and enough

0:45.9

Jackie don't start because that's just a slippery slope, you know, I don't think we talk about the negatives enough

0:50.1

I know I mean this hump day doesn't feel like a regular Wednesday because the rest of our week is like for cocked

0:54.3

For cocked. Yeah, it feels like a Wednesday for me because like it sucks

0:58.3

And I look so ugly like I'm doing no hair no makeup on the toast

1:01.3

But it's because I got a spray tan. I know about to get on a flight and honestly like I just couldn't do it, you know

1:05.4

Yeah, you're pulling a Chris Appleton. It's like such a crazy brave thing to do like to be on this YouTube channel that millions of people see

1:13.6

hourly and to be looking like your most

1:16.6

Borderline natural self like I deserve seriously a purple heart. I'm so brave

1:21.4

No, you're fine like you're skinny and your tan. So it's fine. Oh, so it's not like your makeup

1:27.9

It's not like me if I come up without makeup

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