Hey folks, this is Kevin just a few words before we start a lot of risk live shows coming up risk is in Chicago, Illinois on September

25th 2013 the very next night September 26. We are at the pit in New York City and at Nerdmelt in Los Angeles

Then on October 5th 2013. We are at IO West in Los Angeles. That's a special show. We're doing first

time. We've ever done something at IO Andy Dick and Jamie Kielstein will be there among others whenever you want to know

how to get tickets or where risk is appearing next just go to risk dash show calm slash tour and now a little something from our

network maximum fun

Hi, I'm Jesse Thorne the host of NPR's bullseye and I'm Jordan Morris another guy Jordan and I have been friends for a really long time and we

co-host the comedy podcast Jordan Jesse go together Jordan. What would you say Jordan Jesse goes all about? Well, it's about funny stories

crazy ideas swearing so basically nothing he had nothing but we always have fun and funny celebrity guests from the

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hello kids this is risk the show where people tell true stories they never thought they'd dare to

share I'm Kevin Allison and this is frank lens behind me now we're calling today's episode

desire two stories of people kind of waving into erotic waters testing the temperature seeing how well

they feel they fit there second story will come from my friend the Brooklyn based artist Nailin Blake

but before that we're going to hear from Amanda Aggie telling a story at the risk live show

at the nerd mouth theater in Los Angeles she is a writer comedian storyteller you can find her at

Amanda Aggie dot com that's e g g e and without further ado here she is now with a story we call

servants wages so my problem besides being an ex junkie is that I'm really really messy I am a total

slob when I first moved to LA I was living in the studio apartment and I just never cleaned I didn't

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