Next time on Dear Alice.

Before I say this one, I actually love my home.

I know that I'm like complaining about it, but I really do.

I remember this one vividly, so I was working, doing like finish work at the time and so I would

like leave work here and I'd go there from like you know six until ten or whatever

and I got there so I was by myself everyone worked all day

and I stood there and I looked at the mantle and there's a seam the way they laid it out

I wish I just would have like hey like the base should be one piece into the top, but they did it

side by side and put it together like this.

Yeah, I was like, and I remember thinking, like, gosh, damn it, like this is exactly why you hire a designer, you know what I mean?

Because they would have been here doing that, like it would have seen that.

And I was just like, it is what it is.

And then there's one part of it that's even like, this my OCD like bugs me so much it's like

shifted just like an eighth of an inch but I can see it and I'm like you just stare at it

yeah and I just look at it all the time I'm like a

nervous and clench your teeth and ball your fists and yeah.

Oh, that's frustrating.

Yeah, so it's like next time I'm gonna, I learned a lesson, you know.

Yeah, it's gonna be flawless.

Yes, no, I mean, yeah.

Take that mantle up to Brian Head

and get yourself a fresh one.

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