Desi Lydic On Biden’s Re-Election Announcement | Yvette Nicole Brown
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 26 April 2023
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:06.0 | On New York City, they only sit in America. |
| 0:09.0 | It's the show that invented news. |
| 0:12.0 | This is The Daily Show with your host, Daisy Lydon. |
| 0:31.0 | Welcome to The Daily Show. |
| 0:34.0 | I'm Daisy Lydon. |
| 0:36.0 | Well, it's night two, and so far I've outlasted Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon. |
| 0:44.0 | All I had to do was not harass anyone. |
| 0:48.0 | At camera guy knows what I'm talking about. |
| 0:51.0 | Give us a little twirl, honey. |
| 0:53.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:55.0 | We got a great show for you tonight, so let's get into the headlines. |
| 1:01.0 | Let's begin with some shocking news about the 2024 presidential election. |
| 1:08.0 | It turns out that the guy who has spent his whole life wanting to be president now wants to continue being president. |
| 1:15.0 | We do have real breaking news this morning as President Biden is officially announcing he is running for real election. |
| 1:23.0 | The president launched his campaign with a video that took aimed at Republicans over abortion, social security, and culture wars. |
| 1:30.0 | When I ran for president four years ago, I said we're in a battle for the soul of America, and we still are. |
| 1:37.0 | This is not a time to be complacent. |
| 1:43.0 | That's why I'm running for re-election. |
| 1:46.0 | That's right. Joe Biden is running for re-election. |
| 1:51.0 | Well, not running exactly. The man is 80 years old. |
| 1:55.0 | Let's say he's stairlifting for re-election. |
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