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This is The Daily Show with your host, Daisy Lydon.

Welcome to The Daily Show.

I'm Daisy Lydon, and I am so happy I get to host The Daily Show this week.

God, I am so excited. I just peed myself a little.

I'm just kidding. It was a lot of pee.

We got a great show for you tonight, so let's get into the headlines.

Let's kick things off with something I saw today, and I just... I have to talk about it.

Okay, so last month, Bud Light did a social media campaign

with transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney.

And conservatives absolutely lost their shit over it.

They were filming themselves shooting cans,

running over cans, hitting cans with a baseball bat.

It was like a saw movie, but starring Bud Light.

But now their meltdown has even its own merch.

America presents Real Women of Politics.

Real Women.

Doing Real Things.

Some big companies can't tell the difference between real and fake anymore.

That's why we're introducing The Real Women of Politics,

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