In this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend.

Those with loaded guns and those who dig.

Broadcasting from a Montana Wilderness Fortress at the Headwaters of the Missouri.

This is Matt Christensen Live. We're going to be targeting some extremely violent offenders today.

It's a frigid five degrees just outside of Boston, where this team of elite ice officers is briefing on their targets for the day.

Looks like we have movement target vehicle coming out.

They quickly take him into custody.

He's an MS-13 gang member, wanted in El Salvador for aggravated murder.

What hasn't Trump done this week?

Well, he did not end Russia's war in Ukraine on day one, as he claimed he would do.

He has not yet imposed new tariffs on Canada and Mexico, as he's been promising. On a fascism scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being peak fascism, how would you rate Trump's first week? Paul Hitler, baby. We have to learn as Democrats, just let him punch himself out. Just got to keep robbing and weaving in deep course. You're going to be able to come in.

I doubt it. You are fake news. Look at this. That is it. How dare you? Very fake dude. Get out from America. Go back to where you came from, okay? I agree with that.

I've become friends with school shooters. Bad, bed, bed, bed, bed, bed.

All right, America, go to the YouTube right now.

Skag free, whoever he is.

Dude, Matt straight up sucks.

And five, four, three.

I can't do it.

We'll do it live.

We'll do it live.

Fuck it, we'll do it live.

Hello, and welcome to the show.

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