This is a Rooster Teeth production.

Oh man, this is really sounding good today. What's different? It's usually sounds really bad and like choppy, but that was good.

Oh, the intro, right. Welcome to Face Jam, the show where we try every new fast food creation.

I mean, legitimately we can't try every new fast food creation. We do our best, but I feel like maybe legal wants to take a look at that because we could be opening ourselves up for a lot of this for a year.

Yeah. And so I'm just saying after a year, we could be in hot water. Okay. Also, I'm doing the intro Eric. You're not part of the intro.

To let you know if you need it, you probably do, although based on our ratings a lot of times, you don't. Thanks to DoorDash, another bolt.

Hello, fresh for making this show possible. It's very bold. I feel like someone a bit more their head and the clouds wrote that.

Yeah. Back in the day. By the way, I'm your host, Michael Jones alongside my co-host, J. Unit.

Now recording. Well, great. Now he's recording. What the fuck? That was a perfect intro. Right at the end.

And the audience isn't even going to hear that. They're a robot entered the call. Nope.

To tell us that they were recording it. Correct. Four minutes after we started recording.

You're going to have to put in the little Craig sound bite. That says no recording. I think that. No, I, I straight up hate that fool.

I hate Craig, dude. Craig, you, you use him for backup audio. And when he works, it's great. When you need it. But he quits all the time. He gets lazy. I look over Craig. He's gone.

Oh, thanks for nothing, Craig. Yeah. Craig is unreliable. And it's something we were planning on bringing up in his performance review. Yeah.

I, I'm going to get him in room and say, hey, Craig, read this. It's going to be a piece of paper that says control all delete. And he just goes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Divide by zero. So naturally today we're reviewing Danny's big Dipper Melt. How about that?

What is the energy in the episode is so weird. This is what happens with the Dipper Melt inside me. By the way, if this is your first time listening to the Face Jam, we've already eaten the food.

Yeah. But I fear you haven't made it this far because your terror of thinking we might take a bite has prevented you from a year or longer from daring to even listen to find out if we eat the food. But if you know someone who's afraid to listen, say they don't eat the food.

Yeah, if you've been desperate to listen to this show and have just been waiting for an answer to this question instead of just, you know, giving it a shot and finding out, here's the answer. We don't eat on the show.

Right. Except the, so the, the snack at the end. Yeah, but we don't, we don't eat into the microphones during when we eat the snack. Well, we don't, who does?

I'm professional people who will not be named some people start lips mac and when they're enjoying their peanut butter, talking about Nick or their little moon crumbs.

Fucking moon crumbs, dude, cheesy moon crumbs. I still like those. You guys are wrong about that. I'd look that's fine. You can like them. Not good.

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