I cannot understand all the people that are like, we're going to fight against fighting crime, because that's the new, that's the new Democrat thing.

We have got to bring back mental institutions. We've got to bring it back, you guys, all over the world.

Yalo! Hi, everybody. Hello. How is everybody doing?

Good morning. It's a Wednesday. It is Dad Joke Wednesday, as a matter of fact.

It is. So very much looking forward to everybody's jokes. Hopefully you guys are having a better day than Ashley Biden, who is divorcing her husband

of 13 years, Dr. Howard Crine.

So the Biden family as a whole does not do well in marriages.

They are not particularly good at that.

But, you know, she's trying to put like sort of a positive spin on it, I guess, as you would.

She posted on her Instagram stories, it's now deleted, but she shared like a series of sort of, you know, like these posts that were like,

I'm doing so good. Freedom from Beyonce was playing in the background. And she posted a quote saying,

new life, new beginnings means new boundaries, new ways of being that won't look or sound like they did before. She's doing a lot of freedom-themed posts right now.

Okay.

So she's making the best of it.

And then, of course, leave it to Laura Lumer to get the scoop,

because she is an investigative journalist, as you know.

She says that a source tells her that the reason Ashley is getting divorced is because her husband was having an affair with two blonde party girls.

And one of those girls told Ashley this week about the affair, which prompted her to file.

I don't know if that's true, but that is according to Laura Lumer.

Not one, but two? Damn. Two blonde party girls. Yeah. He's a plastic surgeon, by the way.

Okay. Interesting. That's what he does. And he also had an unofficial advisory role for Biden in

2020 regarding COVID-19, just FYI. I mean, because plastic surgeons will do that.

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