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Oh, yeah, welcome to the big show folks on a Wednesday. One more day my goodness, my goodness. Our

October goes by too fast to understand it. It's my favorite. It just whips by August drags out. I fucking hate August. October just rips by, man. I mean, you

got a blank in the college schedules. There's already some teams that played seven games every way. For as much as I bitch about life, I don't want to die yet. That's where I

headed though. Let's be honest. Hey, before we get going, I want to thank Sherry and Dan at Noble Intent Company. They make wooden, you know, wooden,

uh, tank tanglers. You know, ornaments and handcrafted stuff and that you can hang on your tree and apparently they've watched the show a lot.

Evil lives here. They'll be going on my bedroom door over my wife's side. What? Why do you got to take a shot at? They do some great work. Do we have you took pictures of a look, take a look at this.

First is that's Joe making two babies cry by minute. Let's go brand and show. Look at the kids. But here come the here come the ones that had me

in Dallas laughing on balls off. You know, my face is perfect expression for that. Like look it. It's a guy. I'm enjoying it. Yeah, I am. I don't look that happy if my wife was doing that. Of course, she doesn't. You know, my wife says the romance has got out of a marriage because I said, I don't want to kiss him. How about a secret handshake? Watch this. Check out Dallas got the treatment too.

Right on. It's right out of broke back. My I can't this is a movie poster. Yeah, I can't quit you Dallas. I can't quit. Yeah. Come on man. Yeah, this is called the fucking con artist and the trucker.

So again, Sherry and Dan, thank you guys. Really, really funny. I would have put a dick on that. But that's my child. This sense of humor.

Noble intent company. What's that? W W dot E what? That is Etsy.com. That's the slash shop slash noble intent. Co Etsy is ETSY folks.com slash shop noble intent. And they have a customer that.

Sarah Gonzalez. That's all I'm going to say. Anyways, if I can ask they already did his faves. I'm asking for more. Can you? We have to think we got a market.

These guys know what they're doing. Sherry and Dan somehow, I don't know, put a note in each gift you may allow saying watch the Nick the Paula.

But with me doing this with Joe getting an old. Thank you guys so much. Evil lives here. That's actually my favorite.

I already have evil white man. Somebody gave me from a Comedy Central show I did. I love it. I was ahead of the curb. You guys are just getting called that shit now.

I was breaking. I was the Rosa Parks of white devilness. If you will. So what happens is I seen you last night.

World Series one Friday though. Get it on already. Get it over with. You know, remember for Christ. My bro.

It's all I'm going to say my bro. And again, you guys don't give a fuck that I'm a big hockey fan. I'll even watch chicks college hockey.

I want them. I do watch girls softball. The college saw man. Do they fit in those. Boy, do they fit in those pants? You know, you know, who said that first?

So I checked it out. Letterman. Paul. Do you watch the and he said he goes, oh, I'll tell you. And he just like shuffles his cars and everything.

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