From Everywhere USA, it's Fox Across America with Jimmy Fela.

Oh, hot damn it's Friday in the greatest country in the world. Halloween, if you're doing that sort of thing on Fox across America with Jimmy Thaler, the government shut down. I don't know if you could trick-or-treat at the Capitol. I don't know if that's good. They're weird around holidays in Washington, D.C. As you know, they don't have a nativity set in Washington, D.C., because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Hey, there it is. It's Friday. Jimmy's punched drunk already. 888, 788, 9, 910. If you want to be a part of the show, Byron Donald's, man who's going to be the next governor of Florida, he will be here. Emily Sturge, Superstar Campus Reform Reporter, Marcher in Mikey's Babe Parade, stopping by as well,

and 16-year-old Lincoln Fala will be previewing tomorrow's big high school football matchup

between the Clark Rams and my Division Avenue Blue Dragons. I went to division. So I'm in a bad

spot here. I've got a kid on one side. I got my alma mater on the other. And I've got the point spread somewhere in the middle. I got to make some decisions here. We're paying in cash. Hopefully Lincoln will help me. 888, 788, 9, 910. If you'd like to chime in as well. The rules are the same every damn day. You're all welcome. You could be a Republican.

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Happy Friday, folks.

I got out of bed this morning,

watching the same footage you probably did of Trump and the trick-or-treaters at the White House.

You know, he kind of recreated that scene where he put the candy bar on top of the kid's head and the costume.

It was funny because it was like a rewind.

Do you remember when Trump's first term, he had a minion come up?

And the minion was like this little square, tiny little thing.

And he didn't see arms.

So he just put the candy bar on top of the kid's head and

patted him on the back. Get him out of here. He's like, I don't know. This is awkward for me.

So he kicked him out. And, you know, it wasn't the most awkward trick-or-treat experience in

White House history. No one will ever forget the time that kid asked Biden for a 500 grand bar, and he handed

him a bag of Ukrainian cash.

But the point is, as we get underway, Trump doing a lot of Trump stuff, including now ordering

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