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Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Kurt and Scotty talk about the government saying there is an alien mothership sending mini probes to Earth, mystery Uber Eats deliveries, a cemetery taking out personal ad to find local goose a mate, Sony owning a patent to yell at your TV to skip commercials, self driving cars that can re-possess themselves and an influencer who married themself and now wants a divorce!

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0:00.0	I'm Kara Clank.
0:01.0	And I'm Lisa Trigger.
0:02.6	We're comedians and hosts of That's Messed Up, an SVU podcast on exactly right.
0:07.4	Every Tuesday we take you through an episode of Law and Order SVU, the crime it's based
0:11.2	on and chat with celebs guests from the episode.
0:13.7	Listen to That's Messed Up on Amazon Music, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:20.1	This is Justin from The Generation Why and we're doing a four-part series unraveling the
0:24.3	story of Khalif Browder, a young boy falsely accused of stealing a backpack and held at
0:29.2	Riker's Island for three years without trial.
0:32.2	This story is about a young life caught in the middle of the justice system.
0:36.3	Listen to Generation Why on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:40.0	Alright Scotty, do you want?
0:42.8	I was going to give you a choice between feeling good and saying, what what?
0:47.7	And I think we're just going to do both of these.
0:50.6	What's your both?
0:51.6	I love having fun.
0:52.8	Yeah.
0:53.8	Are you kidding me?
0:54.8	You're one of the guys I know who loves to have fun the most.
0:57.2	That's right.
0:58.2	There it is.
0:59.2	I'll give you the what?
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