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Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

Top Gear, Road Trips, 5th Gear, The Grand Tour, Leisure, Cars, Automotive, Improv, Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Jonny has a great idea for Jim Ratcliffe and Richard’s having trouble with his trousers. Also in this episode, lost wheeltrims, why cloth is better than leather, getting spare keys made, filler flap bung update, barn find clothing dilemma, the lazy Repair Shop and insensitive Car SOS, Jonny’s controversial new TV show, the problem with Oasis’s Be Here Now sleeve, Liam Gallagher is a Mancunian penguin, a keytar on the roof of a mk1 MR2, DJ Khalid at the Miami GP, handdryer solutions, Bryan Adams’s Land Rover again, arguing with the idea of guilty pleasures, and King Charles’s softly sprung carriage.

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0:00.0	As Nigel opened his Amazon parcel, it was in love at first sight, sleek design and effortless cornering.
0:07.0	This vacuum cleaner screamed quality and for a price lower than he ever dreamed.
0:12.0	Five stars from Nigel.
0:15.0	With star reviews from you and star prices from us, start your search on Amazon today.
0:22.0	Hello, I'm Princess E and whenever I want to buy a classic car, I go to carandclassic.com.
0:29.0	They've got over 35,000 cars and motorbikes for sale at any given time, either by Edward or online auction.
0:36.0	Personally, I've just picked up an aerial shape S to GTE. It's well wicked. I'm on my seventh.
0:42.0	So, go to carandclassic.com or I'll set the horses on you.
0:47.0	Smith & Smith is sponsored by Car and Classic.
0:49.0	I reliant what? Never heard of it.
0:52.0	I'm Richard Porter. I'm Johnny Smith.
0:55.0	And this is Smith & Smith, a podcasting with two friends talking about cars and many other things.
1:08.0	I have to explain.
1:10.0	Yes you must.
1:11.0	Just before we started recording, I suddenly looked down and realised that I've split my trousers.
1:17.0	Just like jeans as well. I'm not wearing something like this.
1:20.0	Oh wow, it's a thick denim fabric.
1:23.0	But it's a big hole. But what's troubling me is that I don't know how long it's been there.
1:29.0	And I've been wearing these trousers for a few days, I think, this week.
1:33.0	A few days, I've got a minute.
1:35.0	Have you been inadvertently showing a bit of gristle?
1:38.0	Well, there's underpantage. There's a sparing my blushes.
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