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What's up, you muts? It's another edition of Mail Time. It's brought to you by Roman.

The Roman Empire was able to grow so big.

So powerful because they had nice hair, hard dicks, and they were fucking.

They were fucking. You never hear about, you know, those Roman, I think it was like more of the Greeks,

but whatever the Greeks do, the Romans do because that's the same thing.

You know, Greek, Roman, potato, potato, same shit.

They were having those orgies, man.

Everybody was getting their rocks off and feeling like all like, like confident and cocky,

because it was like, yeah, we're getting late all the time.

We're banging everybody.

So let's just go take over the world.

You know, if you're out of your having good sex, everything changes.

It really does. It's like it's arguably the most important thing for your psyche.

He's getting your rocks off and having a healthy relationship and a healthy sex life.

And so Roman, I think the reason why they name their company that is because you're going to take over the world

if you use their dicks' lives.

Where it comes down to?

Do you want to run the most powerful empire in the world?

You can't do that if you're fucking for like three or four minutes.

No, sir, got a fuck for at least nine minutes to be an emperor.

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