Hello and welcome to another episode of Dear Kev on stage. All my shirts are in the cleaner, so I'm just wearing this tea, Miami Vice, if you will.

These sleeves are a little too small. Forget all that. That's not why you're here. You're here to watch us. So this show is where I give you the best, worst advice on the planet. You can send me questions at dear kev at kev onstage

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here comes the first question hi kef i've been with my boyfriend for eight months but

one thing that's been bothering me from time to time is the smell of his penis overall he has good

hygiene but he is uncircumcised and i don't think he's probably given as much care as he should

and that's why it smells i really don't know how to bring it up to him and sometimes before I give him or I wipe his penis off and make up

excuse so I don't vomit when I go down there any advice is needed so you're an

uncircumcised Philistine it's not your fault you didn't make that choice your parents decide

hey man I'm not going to cut off his helmet. He needs his full helmet. Okay, but you got to treat your little Philistine Pene differently. You got that Goliath. Okay, you got a hoodie on your helmet. When you wash your helmet, you got to take the hoodie off. Okay, you're washing the helmet with the hoodie on, man.

Come on, man.

It's getting dirty up under the helmet.

You gotta take the hoodie off.

Wash the helmet, okay?

Then pull the hoodie back up.

A turtle that comes out of his shell, he got to come out to get clean.

He can't be in the shell clean.

He understands me.

You got to come out the shell, be clean, then you go back in the shell.

Okay.

Don't feel fat, don't feel bad about having an uncircumstized pain.

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