Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions.

This week, we're talking about eating an entire sushi boat, buying possibly too much soup, and sexy orc problems.

I'm Jennifer Cheek, and with me as Tim Lanning.

Hey, everybody, it's great to be. Hi, Jennifer.

Got your ass, got you. Nick Bristow.

Hello, Jennifer.

And Michael DeMorrow.

Hey, what's up?

Can you talk again, Michael?

Hey, hey, what's up?

Today is November 22nd in the year 2020.

Again, we all, we have to, remind where we are. We have done our requisite. We got a bitch about politics for like half an hour before we record this. But we had some hope. A little bit. I had some hope. Yeah. I started Dumer. Then we talked about Wegman's too. That was nice. We talked about Wegmans for Whitehawks.

I'm actually furious about that.

Michael.

I'm mad again.

Michael, could you... Please explain to everyone. You don't have any... You don't have time to come up with a thing, so please say, oh, let me come back to you. Do you think you could probably throw some like two real one fake Wegman slash Rochester Foods?

Maybe that can be a special... could probably throw some like two real one fake Wegman slash Rochester Foods.

Maybe that could be a special holiday thing you do. I like the idea. It said Michael can prep for it.

Because Michael's, what do you call, tell the listeners what you, you freaking freaks call hot dogs.

Okay, this is not me. All right. You'll be clear. Don't judge me. This is Wednesdays. I also hate this. But, um, but yeah, no, they call them hots. They call hot dogs hots. They're, they're not. Hots are the little red pepper. Yeah. That you put on sandwiches at the gunshot. Yeah. And that's like consistent all across the eastern seaboard that I think. Well, they're just like. White hots. Yeah. There's white hots and red hots. Yeah. And the white hots are light, slightly less red hoddots. The thing is like A lot of food. Red harts are candy. That's right. Hot dog has hot in the name, right?

But a lot of food is hot. Yeah, a lot of food is served hot. I think, like, if you just call it hot, I expect spicy. Yeah. I just went on a brain journey for a moment, and I'm like, why are hot dogs called that? Because they dogs and they're hot. They used to be cold. So when you're ordering your garbage plate, you know, you have to pick either hamburgers or hots to put on top of it. Wow. Wow. Okay, that's different. I can see that. Is the hamburger served coat? They should call them hams or hats. Hambs or huts. So, like, when you, like, whiz, whiz out, you know, that makes sense to me. But do, if, if you buy a hot dog like at whatever your local baseball team is, they have the hot dog places here that just sell hot dogs. And they call them hot? I like that. They're the worst offenders, if you ask me. Yeah.

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