Dear Internet Episode 46: Skunk
Dear Internet
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4.9 • 538 Ratings
🗓️ 19 November 2020
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Dear Internet,
On this weeks show we talk about babies, getting sprayed by a skunk and maybe deserving it a little(?), and how to lie about your voice for 2 years.
Stay gold,
XOXO
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| 0:00.0 | I'll cut all this out. |
| 0:01.8 | No, leave it. |
| 0:02.6 | No, leave it. |
| 0:03.2 | It's good. |
| 0:06.8 | Dear Internet. |
| 0:20.6 | Welcome to Dear Internet. The show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions. |
| 0:25.6 | This week, we're talking about pregnancy, a skunk snafu, and what to do when you find out your boyfriend's been faking it your entire relationship? |
| 0:34.7 | I'm Jennifer Cheat, and with me is Michael Tomorrow. |
| 0:38.7 | Hello, Jennifer. |
| 0:40.1 | Tim Lannning. |
| 0:40.9 | Hello, Jennifer. |
| 0:42.1 | And Nick Bristow. |
| 0:43.8 | Hello, Jennifer. |
| 0:45.4 | Do you think this stresses people out that I introduce you in a different order every week? |
| 0:48.7 | I thought you did the... |
| 0:49.6 | I thought you had two patterns, but I haven't been introduced in the middle in a very long time. |
| 0:55.1 | I just always decided split second and I, yeah. |
| 0:59.5 | We need to have a wiki that tracks this stuff. |
| 1:02.7 | Mr. Red, let's chat. |
| 1:03.7 | It's weird because I feel like we always do the outro in the same order, but the intro, who knows? |
| 1:07.2 | And I think I, Michael, I think I took this from Gritty's Adventure podcast where it's a surprise every time. So there is a code to that, that no one has crack it yet. What? Yeah, no. Eight years in. There's a code to it. Wow. Is it based on the stars, the calendar? No, it's who I'm the most mad at. Oh, no. Yeah, that makes sense. But the order of it? Yeah, you can't figure out that order. It's a secret. It's a secret info for Michael. How's everyone doing? Well, let me tell you, Tim, I am, I took my brain pills, my, my beautiful Adderall that I took. We love Adderall, don't we, folks? |
| 1:46.3 | And I'm drinking a coffee, and I put a little splash of bourbon in it. |
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