Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions. This week, we're talking about what to do when you're tired

of being the queen, a fan pick college roommate scenario, and dealing with a girlfriend who just

isn't funny. I'm Jennifer Cheek, and with me is Michael DeMorrow. Hello, Jennifer. Nick

Bristow. Hello, Jennifer. And Tim Lannning. Hello, Jennifer. Hey, everyone. How are you doing today? I'm perfect. The same day that we were just recording the previous episode, October 18th. I don't know. I feel like I have to like say every episode exactly when we're recording so no one can yell at us.

Right.

Yeah. When is this one coming out? This is coming out after the election. It'll be in November. Oh, fuck. This is coming out the day after the election. I think that. I'm freaking out. Yes, it's coming out the day after the election. I'm freaking out so much. Didn't you guys get trouble on the cap?

Nobody yelling us.

We don't know what happened yet, okay? No spoilers, guys. No spoilers. We don't know. Well, they probably don't know what happens. Also, if I'm really depressed, maybe this episode doesn't come out the day after the election, because I forgot. We'll see what happens, man. We're trying.

That's the, that's the plan. I'm laughing. Yeah, we're still in both where we're recording and where you're listening. I'm assuming it's Halloween still. I've decided. Even if you're listening to this, like, in the future and it's July, it's Halloween. It just is. is this not actually a spooky themed episode, but I just, I just like Halloween.

And I want to stay in the spirit. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. You guys feel about that? Yeah, that's fine. Let's assume that each of these questions also has a ghost. Okay. I mean, yeah, maybe there's a hidden ghost in the questions. We don't need to talk about it, but maybe there's a ghost. I'm just made no second. Just everybody just read the second title of the second question, but don't read it out loud. I can't, because I'm too busy thinking about all of the great content we have on Patreon. Oh, man. Michael, can you please remind us of what options we have there? There's so much, there's all these exclusive episodes that are boys.

They are hot.

They're too hot for the general populace.

They kind of are, actually.

They're like a little bit too spicy for normal dear internet for some reason.

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