Dear Internet Episode 39: Toilet Chicken
Dear Internet
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4.9 • 538 Ratings
🗓️ 27 August 2020
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Dear Internet,
On this weeks show we discuss the proper way to make a chicken dinner. Then we discuss walugi based sibiling warfare. And finally we discuss how to subtly name your child after your favorite fandom so they never get made fun of at school.
Stay gold,
XOXO
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The coHosts- Nick Bristow, Jennifer Cheek, Michael DiMauro, and Tim Lanning!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everyone, Nick here. So there are some slight audio issues with this episode, you might notice. |
| 0:09.2 | That's because the mixer I bought for this new microphone just didn't work right with it. |
| 0:16.5 | I have bought a new audio interface, so it shouldn't be a problem going forward. |
| 0:26.5 | But I've done my best to clean up the sound, and hopefully you should be able to still enjoy this. |
| 0:27.9 | Anyway, on with the episode. |
| 0:50.5 | Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions. |
| 0:57.1 | This week, we're talking about toilet chicken, Walloichi sounds, and baby Captain Pasma. |
| 1:01.8 | I'm Jennifer Cheek, and with me is Nick Bristow. |
| 1:03.5 | Hello, Jennifer. |
| 1:05.1 | Michael DeMorrow. |
| 1:06.2 | Hello, Jennifer. |
| 1:08.0 | And Tim's my name. |
| 1:08.7 | Hello, Jennifer. |
| 1:09.9 | Hey, everyone. |
| 1:11.6 | How are you doing today? |
| 1:19.4 | We just recorded the GD funniest Patreon episode, so I feel like I'm on drugs. |
| 1:25.6 | Yeah, no, I actually, like, I was just saying to Tim, like, I'm actually kind of sad that it's a Patreon episode because it's so fucking funny. Yeah. |
| 1:26.1 | But now, if you're not our patron, don't you want to go, don't you want to go listen to it? Then to the breaks. You can pay $5 and get all the Patreon episodes. Yeah, five U.S. American dollars for our Patreon episodes. And they're all really good, but the one that is coming out this week is. No, it's already out. It's already out. That's right. What day is it? I don't know. Yeah, we're recording this on August 16th. Yeah, I think we're going to release that one on Wednesday. So this will already... Yeah. Okay. So if you want immediate access to this fucking gold content... growling for it. Yeah, there's, yeah, the kid or cat, one of the others. I'm gonna kick him out of the room, hold on. Clammering for it. I love the dog. We had to kick our cats completely out of the hole upstairs because they were wildden too long. It was Lucy. It was wilded? Yeah. It could be outdoor cats now. It's like, just keep yelling. |
| 2:18.5 | They would immediately die. |
| 2:20.6 | Lucy used to be a little angel, and I feel like now that we've been in quarantine for so long, |
| 2:25.0 | she has learned to be loud and annoying, like her terrible brother laser. |
| 2:30.4 | I love them both very much, but they will not shut the fuck up and stop screaming. |
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