Dear Internet Episode 38: Coffin Wives
Dear Internet
GeeklyInc
4.9 • 538 Ratings
🗓️ 12 August 2020
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Dear Internet,
It's bois night on Dear Internet! And y'all know what that means! Boys get in free! (Note: everyone gets in for free at all times on Dear Internet) The boys are bringing the questions this week for a special digital Geekly Con episode. That's not all, this week we have special guest Nika Howard on the show.
We discuss decorating your room to look like a 90's taco bell, spending a reasonable amount of money on a wedding dress, and buying a coffin for your wife.
Stay gold,
XOXO
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| 0:00.0 | Dear Internet. |
| 0:15.0 | Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions. |
| 0:20.5 | This week is a special episode for two reasons. |
| 0:24.1 | Number one, the boys are bringing the questions. |
| 0:27.0 | And number two, we have a frigate special guest. |
| 0:29.6 | We have Nika Howard with us this week. |
| 0:32.7 | Hi, guys. |
| 0:33.6 | I'm a special guest. |
| 0:35.7 | She's the most special guest. And I'm Jennifer Cheiquin. I guess I'll introduce the rest of these knuckleheads here. We've got Tim Lannning. Hello, Jennifer. Nick Bristow. Hello, Jennifer. And Michael DeMorrow. Hello, Jennifer. See, I make the boys say hello, Jennifer to me, but Nikaika, you are a special idea. You don't have to do that. Oh, I thought we were going to give her shit. No, she's not the holding. Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. Oh, wait, can we all say it like a Charlie's Angels thing? Like, good morning, Jennifer. Yeah! I love that. |
| 1:12.3 | We are recording a special episode because this is the digital geek icon this weekend. |
| 1:17.2 | So we're actually streaming this freaking live right now. |
| 1:19.7 | Oh, hey, oh, am I on the internet? |
| 1:21.6 | Whoa, all these green flies like... |
| 1:24.6 | These ones and zeros. |
| 1:26.1 | Yeah, they're floating to the air. |
| 1:27.3 | I'm in the Matrix, baby. Series of tubes. I love the tubes. So, yeah, so I don't know what the heck this episode is going to bring us because the boys have brought questions. I'm excited. I'm scared. Nika, it's such a joy to have you on the show. I went to ask you this before we started recording to let you think of it. |
| 1:45.5 | What's the worst advice you've ever received? |
| 1:48.6 | Oh, man. |
| 1:49.5 | Oh, well, gosh, I received from a family member once that sometimes even if you hate your job, |
| 1:57.2 | you just have to keep doing it until you hate you more. |
| 2:00.4 | That's so true. I feel like I've heard that advice also a lot. And I said, no, no. No, thank you. |
| 2:10.5 | Also, gosh, um, oh no, this is the worst. This is the worst. If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. No, you flush it all down. You got to flush it all down. I think both those pieces of advice describe 90% of the questions that we receive. I'm in this terrible situation and I can't get out of it. you know I need to keep doing it yeah yeah yeah |
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