Dear Internet Episode 36: Dump Truck Ass
Dear Internet
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4.9 • 538 Ratings
🗓️ 15 July 2020
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Dear Internet,
This week we are talking about Power of attorney, how to get the perfect dump truck ass, and tricking your dumb family into giving you money. It's the perfect episode.
Stay gold,
XOXO
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| 0:00.0 | Dear Internet. |
| 0:17.0 | Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions. This week, we're talking about giving your friend power of attorney, getting a dump truck ass, and a weapon I swear tax. I'm Jennifer Sheek. With me is Michael Tomorrow. Hello, Jennifer. Nick Bristow. Hello, Jennifer. And Tim Landannan. Hello, Jennifer. |
| 0:38.0 | It's great to be here. |
| 0:38.5 | Thank you so much for having me. |
| 0:39.7 | What's up, boys? |
| 0:40.8 | I'm hungry. |
| 0:41.6 | You a hungry boy? |
| 0:43.3 | Oh, man. |
| 0:44.3 | We're a little groceries in this house. |
| 0:45.8 | I got to get me some hungry boy dinners. |
| 0:48.4 | That's what I eat. |
| 0:49.2 | We've been eating a lot of takeout the past few days because we keep not ordering groceries online or we're going to get them. |
| 0:55.7 | And for some reason, there's not a lot of food in our house. |
| 0:57.7 | That's weird. |
| 0:58.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:59.7 | I ordered $50 of Papa John's pizza yesterday. |
| 1:03.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:04.3 | Listen, if we can't use quarantine to order $50 of Papa John's pizza, like, what's the point? |
| 1:09.4 | We ate Papa John's all day yesterday, and then I just had a piece now. |
| 1:16.0 | Do you feel good after eating all the Papa John's? |
| 1:18.7 | I had so much gas last night. |
| 1:22.7 | Gas cast. |
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