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this week we're talking about getting compensation for your meal an annoying ass ghost and getting

custody even though you're not related i'm jennifer jean and with me is tim lanning hello jennifer

michael de morrow hello jennifer and nick bristow hello j Hello Jennifer I started to burp right when you call Michael I thought that was a little short Is that like you're about to cry Are you just like so happy We're recording again together You're getting emotional Michael doesn't know of burps are So whatever they happen He's like what is that what is that? Super scared. Yeah, it's like, I'm like a baby. Is it like crying? The Canada of this show is like Jennifer doesn't know how to burp or something. No, she used to not know how to burp, and now she burps constantly. No, I don't. Yes, you do. Come on. That is the canon of the show. that's the theme of the show The thing of the show is me, here's the thing though I don't. Yes, you do. Come on. That is the canon of the show.

That's the theme of the show.

The theme of the show is me.

Here's the thing, though. I still don't, I can't burp on demand, though. It still just kind of happens. That's like a hard thing to do. Not everyone. No, but I know so many people that can't. Yeah, you just did it. What are you talking about?

Yeah, we can all do it.

I can't.

I don't know how to make that happen.

You got to suck it in.

No.

You just have to introduce air into the system.

Yeah. What are you talking about? Yeah, we can't. I don't know how to make that happen. You gotta suck it in.

No. You just have to introduce air into the system. See, that sounds bad. Then they'll just be an air bubble in my chest. No, you burp it out. A random person is like trying to describe this show to somebody. It's like, well, it's kind of like an advice show, but like they all kind of have their specialties, but one of them doesn't know how basic bodily functions

weren't. like an advice show, but like they all kind of have their specialties, but like one of them doesn't know how like basic bodily functions work. Like they don't know what burps are. So their advice is usually wrong. It's an advice show, but the advice is mostly about how to burp. How to, yeah. Okay. Well, to be fair, burping and farting does come up, like, a lot on this show.

It's the human experience.

It's not our fault. It could come up more, but I keep it from coming up more. Like, there are so many do-do and fart things out there that I keep from you guys. So you're welcome, actually. Wow. Just gatekeeping all that good-ass content. I have to, it has to, you know, the flavors have to come together for the specific show. So the mix has to be right. How you all been? I feel like I haven't seen you in a long time. Yeah, man, I went to freaking Portland. It's been a minute. Oregon. I'm a different person now. You're a different person now? I've gone through a lot. Yeah, yeah. I'm a football hooligan now.

Yeah.

Michael's changed.

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