Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the internet's wildest questions.

This week, we're talking about flying projectile fake nails, sharing gum with your sweetie,

and relationship issues with a crow.

I'm Jennifer Cheek, and with me is Tim Lanning.

Hey, everybody, it's great to be here.

Thank you so much for having me.

And, I mean, hello, Jennifer.

I forgot to. Shit. And, Nick. I mean, hello, Jennifer. I forgot to. And Nick Christo. Hello, Jennifer. Hey, guys, we're so tired right now, the three of us. It's so weird. Tim and I were like, or at least I was like, I feel like I'm about to have a heat stroke. I think I had one earlier today. We went to a festival in the park, an international food festival, which is delightful, but it is so hot and human in the St. Louis. It feels like 104 degrees. I like, was bending my fingers. I think my hands were swollen because of how hot it is. I felt all puffed up in here. I have been cooked as a sausage is, and I feel like it.

I truly felt like my brain. Like, I, like, had to go lay in the air conditioning in the dark for, like, half an hour. It's like that dehydration test where you, like, pinch the skin. Oh, God, I'm sure mine is so bad. But you're just bending your finger and like, the finger isn't going back.

Is that, is that good?

Well, for mine is so bad. But you're just bending your finger and like, the finger isn't going back.

Is that, is that good?

But, uh, I need some liquid IV.

Yeah, Liquid IV.

We're all about it now.

We're a little freaks about it.

Um, Costco, get yourself some.

We're not sponsored at all.

Not at all.

I would love to be.

But if it turns out that stuff is poison, let us know.

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