Dear Crinkle Episode 47: The Big Sneeze, The Big Cheater, and The Big Salty.

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Lipstick Nancy, Inc. & Glassbox Media

Comedy

4.7 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2025

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Are you in a quandary? Do you have a problem you just can’t figure out? Need advice from a group of completely unqualified advice givers? Join Paula Poundstone’s manager, Bonnie Burns (aka Captain Crinkle), along with Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber, and Toni Anita Hull, for Dear Crinkle—America’s #1 comedy advice minisode, and climbing the charts. This week: A beloved husband who could wake the dead, Three generations of men who cheated on their wives, and House sellers with no home training. Email us at dearcrinkle@gmail.com. Read you then. #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #Comedy AdviceShow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.
0:04.0	Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?
0:09.0	Oh God.
0:10.0	Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.
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1:05.6	Oh, God.
1:13.5	I think it's a horrible way to start a show.
1:14.9	No, I like it. Okay, here we go.
1:18.6	Okay.
1:20.8	I know Vic's going to put some big burp in there.
1:23.7	Just embarrass me.
1:25.7	Anyway, don't do that, Vic.
1:27.4	All right, here we go.
1:28.9	And a one and the two and a bl blit, ble, blit.
1:32.4	Dear Crinkle, would you be so kind to answer our questions?
1:39.4	What did you have in mind?
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