Dear Crinkle, Episode 44: THAT FKR HAD AN AFFAIR, HOW ABOUT THOSE LAKERS? and THOSE SARDINES SMELL.

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Lipstick Nancy, Inc. & Glassbox Media

Comedy

4.7 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2025

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Join Captain Crinkle (Paula Poundstone’s manager, Bonnie Burns), Paula Poundstone and Adam Felber for Captain Crinkle’s sage advice. This week’s potpourri of problems includes a divorced mother whose sons haven’t talked to her in three years, a senior executive who can’t crack the boys club, and in-laws who don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom. You’ve got problems, we’ve got answers. We’d love to help improve your life. Email us at dearcrinkle@gmail.com. #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #AdviceShow #Bonnie Burns #Adam Felber #Nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:04.0	Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?
0:09.0	Oh God.
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1:08.7	Dear, shit, I am not doing this on purpose.
1:10.8	It's hard to find my tea.
1:15.1	Since you're unaccompanied, that's kind of hard to believe.
1:22.8	Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, shit.
1:26.1	Keep going. This is the extended re-nage.
1:27.7	I love it.
1:28.2	Okay.
1:29.2	Dear Crinkle, would you be...
1:31.9	I still don't have it, but I'll just go with it.
1:34.2	Dear Crinkle, would you be so kind to answer our questions?
1:39.7	What do you have in mind?
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