Hello podcast fans. It is I, Bruce Valanche. For over 25 years, I worked on the Academy Awards,

so you didn't have to. In that time, I've seen and heard things that should not be seen,

or heard or certainly felt. And now, for the first time, I'm sharing all my behind-the-scenes stories and first-hand knowledge

about the Oscars, the blood, the sweat, the tears, the slap, all the things you didn't see.

So join me as I use humor and insight to break down the Oscar Awards of the past to explain how

and why your favorite movie didn't win,

why some actors and some directors had to fire their agents,

and how the whole process works or sometimes doesn't work.

This is the Oscars.

What were they thinking?

Available wherever you get podcasts.

Dear Quinkly Quinkle, would you be so kind to answer our questions, what do you have in

mind? Please tell us, please tell us, please tell us.

Yes, I'm Adam Feldberg.

You're getting an episode of Dear Crinkle,

America's new favorite advice minisode.

We've got me, we've got Tony Needahull.

Paula Poundstone is out ill, so get well Paula.

But we definitely have our host, the woman of the hour, Bonnie Burns, Paula's manager,

and our friend, also known as Captain Crinkle.

She's here ready to answer your questions.

Yeah, I kind of feel like one arm got removed without Paula Hugh, but, you know, I don't want

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