Dear Crinkle Ep 21: Tea in China, Do you know what I mean?

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Lipstick Nancy, Inc. & Glassbox Media

Comedy

4.8 • 3.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2025

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Join Paula’s manager, Bonnie Burns aka Captain Crinkle, Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber, and former pod producer Toni Anita Hull for Captain Crinkle’s sage advice. This week's problems: Who the hell are they? and My head is going to explode. Become part of the show. Email your questions, useful information blah blah blah, you get the idea, to Dear [email protected]. We love to give advice and improve your life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	So Connie, there I was, on the planet far, far away.
0:03.5	Really, Trevor?
0:04.3	Ground was so soft, so squishy.
0:06.4	Must have been zero gravity.
0:07.6	Maybe you were just on a memory foam mattress.
0:10.2	Add Argos, make your home epic with our out-of-this-world silent night beds and mattresses.
0:15.4	There's more to Argos.
0:17.5	Argos.com.uk and installs subject to availability.
0:31.5	Thank you. Argos.com.com. UK and installs subject to availability. Dear Crinkle, would you be so kind to answer our questions?
0:38.4	What do you have in mind?
0:41.6	Hey there, nobodies.
0:43.1	It's me.
0:43.8	Captain Crinkle here to offer my sage advice for the love war and the forlorn, the well-worn, the upside down, and the round and round.
0:51.6	And I'm Adam Felber, and you are getting an episode of Dear Crinkle,
0:55.5	America's new favorite advice minisode. We've got Paula Poundston over there and we've got Tony
1:00.2	Nita Hull. But the woman of the hour, Bonnie Burns, Paula's manager, our friend, Captain Crinkle,
1:06.8	is ready to answer your questions. Hi, Crinkle. Hey, Adam. Thanks. Tony, what's our first email?
1:12.3	Dear Captain Crinkle.
1:14.4	We live in the Midwest, and my seven-year-old daughter was cast in the tea in China scene
1:19.6	of her Ballet Studios' annual Nutcracker production.
1:23.6	I find the scene offensive, as it promotes racist Asian stereotypes with pointy finger movements,
1:31.7	rice patty hats, and geisha wigs.
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