DeAndre Jordan’s HILARIOUS NBA Stories, Playing with Jokic & LeBron, Lob City vs. 2019 Nets

All The Smoke

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Basketball, Society & Culture, Sports

4.8 • 7.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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We took a trip down memory lane with one of Matt’s all-time favorite teammates, DeAndre Jordan. This episode is packed with laughs, stories you have never heard, and a look at one of the league’s most respected veterans. From Matt and DJ’s wild trip to Amsterdam that made the tabloids to reliving his iconic poster dunk on Brandon Knight, this one is full of classic moments. We also talked about what it was like playing alongside Jokic, LeBron, KD, Luka, and the legendary Lob City Clippers. Through it all, one thing is clear: DeAndre Jordan is still in the NBA for a reason. Solid dude, elite teammate, and one of the realest conversations you will hear.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Well, welcome back. Season six, Jack. It's crazy, bro. I just feel like I'm going to be laughing this whole episode, dog. Yeah. It's like my little, this is like my little big homie, right? It's like my little brother. That's all a little big brother. He used to call me Pops.
0:22.8	Man, welcome to the show, DeAndre Joy.
0:23.6	Yes, sir.
0:31.9	First of all, bro, how's it feel to have a Highway Patrol mustache?
0:33.8	No, it was worse.
0:34.7	It was worse.
0:35.6	It was worse.
0:36.6	Because he didn't have this at first.
0:54.2	Yeah, I know. Every summer I do like the... Just random. Sexy stash. Yeah. You know, sometimes I was like a cop. Sometimes I look like a 70s porn star. So I'm just kind of embracing it. And every time I come home, my wife be like, okay, this is what we're doing today. Oh, you just goes to world for that.
0:55.7	No, when I come back and she'd be like, oh, shit, you know, so, and then now my kids are old enough to know it and then, Jayden, you know, Jayden, he's nine, he'd be like, why did you do that? And I'm like, no, every time I'll just try to do something. But you cut your hair off.
1:10.1	I did.
1:10.5	That's crazy.
1:11.8	I didn't see this hair lengths
1:12.9	since like clipper day.
1:14.0	And I was like, Every time I'll just try to do something different. But you cut your hair off. I did. That's crazy.
1:11.6	I didn't see this hair lengths since like Clipper Day. Yeah, and I was like, I don't know, I had a hair cutting like over 10 years, you know. That's crazy. So yeah, I forget, yeah, but I mean, this is a nice little restart for me. Yeah. But your brother still got my hair? No, all my brothers. Oh, they all did it.
1:26.5	Yeah.
1:26.8	Did that?
1:27.6	Yeah.
1:28.6	That's the one-fourth shit.
1:29.1	Yeah.
1:29.6	We still got it?
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