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Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2016

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are in chambers this week as they clear the docket! They discuss how to handle dropped silverware in restaurants, whether or not you should bring an open bottle of wine to a gathering, a contentious game of Trivial Pursuit, and more! Tickets are selling out quickly for Judge John Hodgman's Tour of Live Justice! Get them while you can at MaximumFun.org or JohnHodgman.com/tour!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.4	Me?
0:05.4	I'm Bale of Jesse Thorn.
0:07.3	With me, as always, Judge John Hodgman and we are here to clear all the dockets fit
0:13.2	to be cleared.
0:14.5	Here I am in my chambers in New York City where it is hot, hot, hot to quote, buster point
0:22.5	dexter.
0:23.5	By the way, whom I saw perform not long ago over Christmas time.
0:30.0	As buster point dexter or as the guy from the New York Dolls.
0:34.2	As David Johansson.
0:35.2	But he did buster point dexter songs.
0:36.8	I think that he realized he wasn't fooling anyone.
0:39.4	Right?
0:40.4	With this fake identity.
0:41.4	He's like, we know who you are.
0:44.8	David Johansson.
0:45.8	I had the same situation.
0:47.1	I went to a Chris Gaines concert and all I heard was a bunch of dumb Garth Brooks songs.
0:52.1	He did perform hot hot hot.
0:54.4	And do you know what?
0:55.4	When it's cold, cold cold outside in the winter time and you're in the cafe car liel having
0:59.3	been invited to a weird Hollywood party and you're seeing buster point dexter right up
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