Dead Ringers, Series 21, Episode 4

Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4

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Comedy

4.2 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2021

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Sajid Javid makes his first appearance as Health Minister, Liz Truss has a message for Harry Kane and the real secret of Andy Murray’s success is revealed. The writers were Tom Jamieson and Nev Fountain, Laurence Howarth, Tom Coles and Ed Amsden, Simon Alcock, Jeffrey Aidoo, Sophie Dickson and Duncan Wisbey. Producer: Bill Dare Production Coordinator: Sarah Sharpe A BBC Studios Production for Radio 4.

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds Music Radio Podcasts
0:04.5	So, Andy, how do you recharge between matches?
0:09.9	Well, so I always make sure I download the Friday Night Comedy Podcast
0:15.9	because it makes me sound euphoric as you can hear.
0:20.3	Hello, you've reached Labour leader, Kier Starma.
0:30.3	I can't come to the phone right now because I'm making urgent changes to my fantasy Euro football squad.
0:37.4	Please leave a message at the big.
0:40.8	Puny human Kier Starma.
0:44.2	Tis eye, count, bin, face.
0:49.6	Intergalactic space receptacle.
0:52.6	You know, the one with a bin on his head.
0:56.6	It's all a bit awkward, but I've just seen the result at backly and spent.
1:01.0	And frankly, it's not on.
1:02.8	Joke political parties like yours and mine are not meant to actually win by elections.
1:10.0	But next time, if you could get back to the normal ridiculous high jinks,
1:13.1	like dressing up as a potato or feeling an arch-remainer in a Brexit supporting seat,
1:18.0	that would be much appreciated.
1:20.6	We can fight it out.
1:44.4	Dead ringers.
1:51.8	People of Britain, this is your prime minister.
1:57.9	I see that the Labour Party has sunk so low
2:00.4	as to accuse me of rewriting history over the demise
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