From the smallest room in New York City comes a show that gives you a reason to live.

The New York Post reports a dead homeless man was found covered in maggots on an uptown D train Tuesday,

otherwise known as the 6th Avenue Express. And where else would a dead homeless man covered in maggots be headed than the Bronx?

Passengers reported the grizzly discovery and alerted police when the train pulled into Manhattan.

59th Street, 59th Street Columbus Circle Station around 8.40 p.m.

And again, what better place for a major discovery?

Columbus Circle.

So named for the famous explorer.

An Italian bravely sailed for the Spanish, discovered America.

And this is an equally important discovery.

A dead homeless man.

Covered in maggots.

Equally important discovery, I believe.

And this really is alarming.

This really is alarming.

As if we didn't have enough to worry about already.

Now we got killer maggots on our mass transit system.

Sources said that the man was pronounced on the scene.

Very, very, very, very dead.

It was unclear how long the man had been dead.

Best guess, a while.

A while.

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