DBM: Modeled My Life After Mean Girls

Don't Blame Me!

Sister Sign Productions

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2024

⏱️ 41 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

This week Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on: Staying in a relationship while going to different colleges Financial requirements for marriage Being judged for big ticket purchases Karma biting you in the ass Don't Blame Them: Rooming with a friend in college Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Need Advice? dontblameme.show Domestic Listeners Call: (310) 694-0976 Affordable Therapy By State (Curated by Crissy Milazzo): tinyurl.com/y64kwdnf Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Bills, they don't always have to be bad.
0:03.0	Imagine bills with no hidden fees.
0:06.0	Bills with low prices on the latest phones,
0:10.0	bills that save you from that new foam fomo.
0:14.0	Or bills that could even save you a bit of cash.
0:18.0	Leave bad bills behind and switch to Giff-Gaff for the latest phones at low monthly prices. Giff Gaff are up to good.
0:27.0	Terms apply see giftGaff.com slash terms.
0:30.0	The future is unpredictable at times that the Open University are the experts in
0:36.9	distance learning allowing you to fit study around your life. What's more
0:41.7	you'll have support from dedicated tutors every step of the way.
0:46.0	Now, suddenly your possibilities are open.
0:50.0	Search the Open University to find out more.
0:56.0	The Open University, the future is open. Hello everybody. Welcome to their episode of Don't Blame Me
1:15.4	where we, and I'm going to Melissa give you the most wonderful amazing life-changing
1:19.0	advice that some have petitioned to give us Nobel Peace Prizes and we say,
1:24.8	oh no, no, stop we're so humble. They've also offered to give us
1:28.0	Victoria Secret Angel Wings and we say, oh no, no, no, we have allergies.
1:31.6	And they've also offered to carve us into Mount Rushmore and we say not
1:37.2	next to those men.
1:38.2	And not in something that doesn't belong to us to begin with that is a sacred place for the
1:45.4	indigenous people of the United States. No and those men fuck that
1:50.8	that fuck those men we're not don't don't put us next to them.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Sister Sign Productions, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Sister Sign Productions and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.