Day Dates vs. Dinner Dates | Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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Comedy, News, Daily News

4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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“You can actually have an experience with a person in a day date, that I think in dinner dates you’re limited.” - Josh Johnson “What I’m saying is, you better take a bitch to dinner first. You better spend them coins.” - Dulcé Sloan It’s day dates vs. dinner dates this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson Hold Up is a podcast from The Daily Show. Listen to new episodes every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts, or watch at YouTube.com/TheDaily Show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:28.0	IBM. Let's create.
0:30.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:34.0	What's up ears edition listener. It's dual say Sloan correspondent for the Daily Show.
0:39.0	You're about to hear an episode of one of our original Daily Show podcasts. Hold up.
0:43.0	Hosted by me and Daily Show writer John's Jonathan.
0:46.0	It's where we take our office banter until weekly war of words about topics big and small.
0:51.0	In this episode we debate day dates versus dinner dates. Would you rather an afternoon walk in a scenic park or be winding dined into the stars?
1:00.0	Josh and I go back and forth about where we'd rather spend time with our significant others.
1:04.0	It's a great one and we hope you enjoy it.
1:06.0	And if you like the show, check out the hold up podcast wherever you get your podcasts.
1:16.0	Hey everybody. Welcome.
1:17.0	What's up everybody?
1:18.0	How you doing?
1:19.0	How's the day going?
1:21.0	You know, if you were using this to fall asleep big mistake.
1:25.0	All right.
1:26.0	Hold up. So wake up.
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