Welcome to Pretty Lies and Alibis.

Let's seek the truth and travel the long road to justice together.

What you know, Alibis, it's 10 minutes to midnight.

You guys are going to think I'm a vampire now.

No, so some of these episodes may be a little later now that my son is running cross country.

Today, we had a meet where it was 40 minutes away.

So it gets a little bit time consuming.

And normally, I'm pretty much done by the time they get out of school unless there's a trial to cover.

But today was just insanity insanity.

All right, so first of all, I had to take the kittens to go get neutered.

And I always feel terrible taking them anytime I have to take them because, you know, it's painful.

But at the same time, let's just say a prayer.

It calms their little tails down because they are buck wild y'all keeping me up half the night.

And so I take them, drop them off and I get home.

And guess what I see?

Sherlock, where are they hummingbird in his mouth?

And I love hummingbirds and I've had to take my feeders down.

And next year, I'm going to have to rig something like really super high because Sherlock is,

I mean, it's amazing how high that cat can jump.

Okay, so I get the hummingbird, like I get Sherlock to drop it.

Okay, so I'm going to show you a picture of the hummingbird real quick.

Right, so this is what I got him, right?

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