What's up guys? We're going to like to use the podcast where it's time to get this bread.

Yeah, right on. It's time to get this bread. This podcast guys.

Oh, yeah, we got this week. We only have one ad. What?

I think I don't know what happened. I know you guys are probably not going to even enjoy the podcast anymore,

because there's no ads. Yeah, maybe we don't do it. Maybe don't even listen to this one.

I'm just going to suck. We're going to we're going to have to ask this one,

because we're not getting paid as much. We're going to actually have to come up with some content,

David, and I will read directly from the New York Times Cup. President Trump didn't think this would be his final stand.

Let's roll the intro music.

All right, what's up guys? It's the views podcast. I'm here. I'm David Dobrik. I'm 22 years old,

and I'm accompanied by one of my greatest friends, Jason Nash. He's very old, and he's 45 years old,

and he has an ex-possitute of a girlfriend. Two kids. Two kids. Sorry. Where did their names go? Why

it in Barley? Charlie. You got one of them. Also sitting right next to me, this isn't like a

guest on the podcast, but I'm just going to spice it up for today because my boy, Josh Beck,

just had a kid. Fuck it. Brand new dad, new dad alert. Josh Beck.

What's up, listeners? What's up, Josh? Oh my God. This is so nice to actually be talking to people who

are listening. Yes. My podcast is just for me. It's a private podcast. Yeah, it's a private. How are you,

dude? Wow. I do. Guys, when when when people see Josh, they describe him. They say daddy as fuck.

But now, now you are truly daddy as fuck. You have become the daddy. I'm a father. Jason,

you know about it, right? I got a boner right when I walk in and it looked at you. Wow. That's like,

wow. This guy's taking care of something else besides himself. One of us. One of us now. Yeah,

me and Jason, you know, we're fucked. Shut the fuck up. You are not a dad. I take care of you. That's

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