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VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

David’s Dream Girl

VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

VIEWS

Comedy

4.875.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2020

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

David finds out he has a hit show on Discovery channel. Ilya confesses he changed his report cards, David answers a fan submitted question, and the gang discusses life on earth. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:05.9

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0:11.1

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0:16.7

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0:20.9

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0:26.9

Slack.com slash DHQ. What's up guys? Well, back to views. The scenario podcast is going

0:32.7

to be recorded underwater just an hour in the bath. What sound is that? You said bath

0:40.7

at the last minute. I was thinking like way under the sea. Just roll into music.

0:47.0

Can you stop wearing my fucking flippers? Maybe you don't fucking hide mine. I don't

0:58.5

hide yours. I don't know what yours are. I don't care about your fucking slippers.

1:04.1

Yeah, I don't know where they are either. I knew yelling about it right now. Because

1:06.9

it's insane how we always literally, that's insane. I threw my old ones at him, right? Because

1:12.9

I was mad at him and then he got a new pair for himself and he's still wearing mine.

1:17.3

You're being so dramatic. I'm not. I am not. I am not. I am not. I am not. I am not

1:22.0

being dramatic. Yeah, bro. It's like it's like a game. Why can't you just hold it up to your

1:27.2

mouth? It's so easy. It's like he's holding a pen and twirling it through his fingers.

1:30.8

Can I just put it in my mouth? Put the fucking puff on you dumb fuck. What's your story?

1:35.2

Let's just start here. We were talking about like high school and homework last week and

1:40.0

while we got high, I remembered something that I used to do when my report cards would

1:43.5

come in my house. Report cards. She's such a jerk. Yeah, both of them are men. Oh,

1:51.3

the two of them. They tag team me all the time. No, we're not. I'm glad you're here because

1:56.5

you get all the iron out. I spaced out. I didn't know what you said, but was it stupid

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